The wise words of my brother

Over the years, I have learned so much from my older brother. I have always looked up to him and admired everything that he did. So today I decided to share some of the things he has told me, so that you too can bask in his knowledge.

Do you like pool? If so, I've got the balls if you got the rack.

You remind me of a blue ribbon bass - I don't know if i should mount you or eat you.

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's kinda like a french kiss, except down under.

It's true that there are plenty of fish in the sea... but you're the one i want to catch and mount back at my place.